When the world is so insane it's just beautiful.

Tales of The Great Distracto

Master of Disillusion

Makes perfect sense.

If you insist…

If “Tron” had come out a hundred years earlier…

At the naturopath: they were all out of Genuine Unicorn

Having a little fun at work today…

Because nothing ruins a meal quicker than sea salt granules that are all different sizes.

Super Axe!  Gotta love the toy section at the Reject Shop.

I suppose they can’t say, “Available where all incomprehensible and gob-smackingly awful books are sold”…

I suppose I can’t pick both…