When the world is so insane it's just beautiful.
Tales of The Great Distracto
Master of Disillusion
At the naturopath: they were all out of Genuine Unicorn
Having a little fun at work today…
Because nothing ruins a meal quicker than sea salt granules that are all different sizes.
Super Axe! Gotta love the toy section at the Reject Shop.
I suppose they can’t say, “Available where all incomprehensible and gob-smackingly awful books are sold”…
I suppose I can’t pick both…
Even my appliances are trying to thwart my attempts to lose weight…
Spontaneous dance numbers may occur.
The Great Distracto! He can appear at any time…
Object Identification: FAIL
